Ah, är atm med Christoffer. :D

Fick lust att rapea min blogg med gifs nu såatteeeh.

Normal people with their couples

Me:

So sick of this “Like My Status” bullcrap on facebook

LMS if you think im cute.

LMS if u breathin right now.

LMS if you a pimp.

LMS if you like food

LMS if you live on earth

(vet att jag själv lägger ut skiten men ah. tyckte den va bäst.)

“Ok class, turn to page 69”

I saw that! You DO have gum!

When people ask “So what do you like to do for fun?”;

Oh fuck.

Don’t say read fanfiction.

Don’t say gay porn.

Don’t say role play online.

Don’t say lulz at memes.

Don’t say gay porn.

Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.

Don’t say puzzles.

Don’t say gay porn.

Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn.

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“CATS”

I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It’s not a very good poem, but it’s very deep.

I hate it when people are at your house and ask,

“Hey do you have a bathroom?”

-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!

As soon as I sit in the classroom

I love my abs so much that I keep a layer of fat to protect them.

When you’re dressed so good and someone asks why you’re dressed like that

When you know it and you have it at the tip of the tongue

and your friend is all like :

When someone has a car as their profile picture.

dafuq, are you like a transformer or something.

That moment when you’re sitting in class and you’re bored: