Me: Ok, mom

5 minutes later…

Me: ………..Where’s my mom?

When my mom is bitchin’

she mad for no reason like

im like, the fuck?

she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”

im like “wait, me?”

then she’s like

so i run to my room like WTF!

Why my followers don’t talk to me?

That feeling when your parents allowed you to do something you never thought they would allow you to

om jag får åka till tyskland i sommar.........

When your bestfriend misses a day of school and the next day you’re all like,

YOU WERE GONE FOR SO LONG BRO.

When you finally get to see your favorite band

MOVE BITCH, I LOVE THEM MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL

When girls walk with their butt sticking out and chest pushed upwards.

WHAT YOU TRYNA DO HUH?

That awkward moment when you tell your friend there’s a bug on their back

And they’re like “GET IT OFFFFF!”

So you’re like:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ÄLSKAR

When someone tries to come in your room while you get dressed:

HAHAH COLLA DUDEN BAKOM DÖRREN SOM BA RAMLAR LITE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

When you watch horrible movies of your favorite actor/actress

everytime I try to turn off my computer and get a life, tumblr's all like

BITCH COME BACK HERE

When a sibling makes a “yo’ mama” joke,

 we have the same mom.

Suicide Fail:

When your parents try to get you to spill your secrets by saying: “we can talk about anything,” and you just look at them like…

When you come home from hanging out with your friends and your parents interrogate you like

NIGGA YOU HIGH?