That awkward moment when you tell your friend there’s a bug on their back

And they’re like “GET IT OFFFFF!”

So you’re like:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ÄLSKAR

When someone tries to come in your room while you get dressed:

HAHAH COLLA DUDEN BAKOM DÖRREN SOM BA RAMLAR LITE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

When you watch horrible movies of your favorite actor/actress

everytime I try to turn off my computer and get a life, tumblr's all like

BITCH COME BACK HERE

When a sibling makes a “yo’ mama” joke,

 we have the same mom.

Suicide Fail:

When your parents try to get you to spill your secrets by saying: “we can talk about anything,” and you just look at them like…

When you come home from hanging out with your friends and your parents interrogate you like

NIGGA YOU HIGH?

Because when I drag my brother from the edge to deliver him back to you I want you to remember the things you felt while he was gone. || I think you'll be the one who's gonna save him from himself. It's not because he loves me, it's because he loves you. || Hey. Damon. Hey, listen to me! We'll survive this. We always survive. || I can't stand the idea of you hating me forever. || I didn't want to see you get hurt, okay? I was worried about you. || I will always choose you. || I don't want to be saved! ~ I can't lose you. ~ You won't. || Somewhere along the way, you decided that I was worth saving. || I feel, Elena, okay? And it sucks! || You're the liar, Elena. There's something going on between the two of us and you know it. || We have something. An understanding. || Where were you, Damon? ~ I will never leave you again. || I never compelled you in Georgia because I wanted it to be real. || Do you trust me? ~ Yes. || Can I trust you? ~ Get in the car. || She's just a girl, who loves blindly and recklessly even if it consumes her... Can I tell you the rest tomorrow? || I love you, Elena. And it's because I love you that I can't be selfish with you. || I came to apologize. I know I don't deserve your forgiveness but, I need it. ~ And I need some time. maybe a lot of time. ~ Right. Sure. Take all the time you need. || I've made a lot of choices that have gotten me here. I deserve this, I deserve to die. ~ No. You don't. ~ I do, Elena, it's okay. Cause if I had chosen differently I wouldn't have met you. I'm so sorry, for so many things I've done to hurt you. ~ It's okay. I forgive you. ~ I know you love Stefan, and that it will always be Stefan. But I love you. You should know that. ~ I do. ~ You should've met me in 1864, you would've liked me. ~ I like you now. Just the way you are. || We kissed, Elena. Look, if you want to forget about it, fine. But I can't! || He'd die before he'd let anything happen to her. || Damon, I care about you, I do! || I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good, it's not in me. ~ Maybe it is. || If you come back as a vampire I will stake you myself, cause I can't stand the idea of you hating me forever.

Har varit hos Johanna, Julia och Magnus hela dag och tillbringat mestadels av tiden i köket för att baka en hel del olika sortes julgodis. Knäck = failade, till halvt lyckade. Mintkyssar = failade. Dajm = vi lyckades! Lussebullar = ohja...<3

Gissa vad detta är?

Det kom visst nåt vitt på lusseballarna........ 

BOOBIES.

What is she, a nun? 

Paus med lite pianospel framfört av duktiga Julia!

Säkert över 50 lussebullar/ballar/boobies.

Ah tracka inte ner mig för min look och mitt fula utseende mkay:)) Julia is attackin' me.

Ah var som sagt med Christoffer idag. Och jag följde honom en bit hem och så filmade vi en del.

Ah, är atm med Christoffer. :D

Fick lust att rapea min blogg med gifs nu såatteeeh.

Normal people with their couples

Me:

So sick of this “Like My Status” bullcrap on facebook

LMS if you think im cute.

LMS if u breathin right now.

LMS if you a pimp.

LMS if you like food

LMS if you live on earth

(vet att jag själv lägger ut skiten men ah. tyckte den va bäst.)

“Ok class, turn to page 69”

I saw that! You DO have gum!

When people ask “So what do you like to do for fun?”;

Oh fuck.

Don’t say read fanfiction.

Don’t say gay porn.

Don’t say role play online.

Don’t say lulz at memes.

Don’t say gay porn.

Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.

Don’t say puzzles.

Don’t say gay porn.

Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn.

…

..

.

“CATS”

I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It’s not a very good poem, but it’s very deep.

I hate it when people are at your house and ask,

“Hey do you have a bathroom?”

-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!

As soon as I sit in the classroom

I love my abs so much that I keep a layer of fat to protect them.

When you’re dressed so good and someone asks why you’re dressed like that

When you know it and you have it at the tip of the tongue

and your friend is all like :

When someone has a car as their profile picture.

dafuq, are you like a transformer or something.

That moment when you’re sitting in class and you’re bored:

UH JAG VILL PÅ BLOODY CON I TYSKLAND 2012! JHFGSDJHGVSLBHFISLJKDF. IAN SOMERHALDER(Damon Salvatore i TVD), PAUL WESLEY(Stefan Salvatore i TVD) OCH DANIEL GILLIES(Elijah i TVD) KOMMER VARA DÄR! ;_; JAG MÅÅÅÅSTE.
Det kommer hållas i Tyskland på ett hotell kallat Maritim Hotel Bonn från 8 juni till 10 juni. I en helg vill säga. Och det är för TVD fans ofc. JAG VILL. JAG MÅSTE. OGMKFJGDHNKDFN.
Måste dit förhelvete. Det är i EUROPA också så då har jag största chansen!

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE MY FEELINGS ARE ALL CONFUSED I CAN'T KSUHFKSBDNJKYF.

GUYS, fattar ni hur enormt detta är?!